Didparkdoss is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, omnipotent fairy.

Didparkdoss created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didparkdoss, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Didparkdoss, he will turn you into a hamster.

Didparkdoss' most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Didparkdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Hide if eight moths approach from the north.