Didparkdoss is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, omnipotent
fairy.
Didparkdoss created a quark six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Didparkdoss, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Didparkdoss, he will turn you into a hamster.
Didparkdoss' most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Didparkdoss' Holy Commandments1. Do not wear cyan clothing.
2. Pray towards the east.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Hide if eight moths approach from the north.