Quatartpidfar is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty
capybara.
Quatartpidfar created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quatartpidfar, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Quatartpidfar, she will think nothing of it.
Quatartpidfar's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Quatartpidfar's Holy Commandments1. Always wear gray.
2. Never paint your face red.
3. Do not dye your hair cyan.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Erect three tin sculptures of Quatartpidfar on top of important buildings.