Fadcutguttom is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, irritating cow.

Fadcutguttom created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadcutguttom, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fadcutguttom, he will turn you into a rock.

Fadcutguttom's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Fadcutguttom's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Do not keep four great tits in a large pit.

3. Always help ducks in need.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
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