Yamtimnat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, emotional snake.

Yamtimnat created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamtimnat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yamtimnat, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Yamtimnat's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Yamtimnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near pigs while wearing pink stockings and balancing eight copper spheres on your legs.