Yokladcip is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, fast butterfly.

Yokladcip created dark energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokladcip, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yokladcip, she will torture you forever.

Yokladcip's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Yokladcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

5. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Yokladcip on top of important buildings.
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