Natyikbot is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, thoughtless
goat.
Natyikbot created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Natyikbot, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Natyikbot, it will remove you from existence.
Natyikbot's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Natyikbot's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Natyikbot in the centre of the settlement.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Never hop in holy places.
5. Never talk about solid mechanics.