Natyikbot is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, thoughtless goat.

Natyikbot created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Natyikbot, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Natyikbot, it will remove you from existence.

Natyikbot's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Natyikbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Natyikbot in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.