Homkabciss is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying
camel.
Homkabciss created dark matter two years ago.
If you believe in
Homkabciss, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Homkabciss, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Homkabciss' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Homkabciss' Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.
2. Feed all hungry pigs.
3. Do not dye your hair green.
4. Homkabciss loves porpoises, so they must be respected.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.