Sagbifdossquamhaplin is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, benevolent shrew.

Sagbifdossquamhaplin created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sagbifdossquamhaplin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sagbifdossquamhaplin, it will turn you into a puffin.

Sagbifdossquamhaplin's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Sagbifdossquamhaplin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near ants while wearing white rings and balancing nine lead spheres on your head.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never eat carrots.