Jadminbest is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, blissful fly.

Jadminbest created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadminbest, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jadminbest, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Jadminbest's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Jadminbest's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry voles.

2. Never feed lots of figs to dolphins while wearing cyan coats.

3. Do not hurt mice.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Retreat if six whales approach from the east.