Bapsabsog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered donkey.

Bapsabsog created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapsabsog, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bapsabsog, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Bapsabsog's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Bapsabsog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bapsabsog.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Bapsabsog on top of all buildings.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Do not hurt rats.

5. Great tits are not to be trusted.