Dancenflan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, omniscient gorilla.

Dancenflan created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dancenflan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dancenflan, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Dancenflan's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Dancenflan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Shrews are not to be trusted.

3. Feed all hungry rats.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.