Capnighug is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humorless jackal.

Capnighug created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capnighug, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Capnighug, it will refuse to believe in you.

Capnighug's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Capnighug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help sheep.

4. Do not kill manatees.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.