Capnighug is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humorless
jackal.
Capnighug created the universe six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Capnighug, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Capnighug, it will refuse to believe in you.
Capnighug's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Capnighug's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Always help sheep.
4. Do not kill manatees.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.