Cipgadarf is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, all-powerful grasshopper.

Cipgadarf created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipgadarf, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cipgadarf, it will boil you in a big pot.

Cipgadarf's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cipgadarf's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never skip near dogs.

4. Never talk about special relativity.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.