Madboglarg Sisjadarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, stupid shark.

Madboglarg Sisjadarp created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madboglarg Sisjadarp, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Madboglarg Sisjadarp, she will turn you into a slug.

Madboglarg Sisjadarp's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Madboglarg Sisjadarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sheep.

2. You must love Madboglarg Sisjadarp.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Madboglarg Sisjadarp.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Learn five new languages a year.