Sandrut is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, irritating dog.

Sandrut created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandrut, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sandrut, it will turn you into a frog.

Sandrut's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Sandrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Sandrut loves swans, so they must be honoured.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never think about gravity near eagles while wearing black skirts and balancing seven nickel spheres on your back.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.