Ditsadhamfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciless lion.

Ditsadhamfarn created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Ditsadhamfarn, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ditsadhamfarn, she will manifest in front of you.

Ditsadhamfarn's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Ditsadhamfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never feed nuts to shrews while wearing shoes.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.