Milontpop is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unselfish bird.

Milontpop created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Milontpop, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Milontpop, he will turn you into a snail.

Milontpop's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Milontpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Do not commit murder.