Fligcimtim is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane donkey.

Fligcimtim created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fligcimtim, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fligcimtim, he will destroy your home planet.

Fligcimtim's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Fligcimtim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near mice while wearing black scarves and balancing five aluminium spheres on your feet.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fligcimtim.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Always help foxes in need.