Dobvenfot is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, clever lobster.

Dobvenfot created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Dobvenfot, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dobvenfot, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Dobvenfot's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Dobvenfot's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not take Dobvenfot's name in vain.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Erect four silver sculptures of Dobvenfot on top of important buildings.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dobvenfot.