Nutdutmet is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, idiotic mole.

Nutdutmet created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutdutmet, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nutdutmet, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nutdutmet's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Nutdutmet's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine foxes approach from the west.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Nutdutmet loves manatees, so they must be respected.

5. You must love Nutdutmet.