Madbeglid is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humane chinchilla.

Madbeglid created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Madbeglid, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Madbeglid, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Madbeglid's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Madbeglid's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not cook food in pots.