Fabcebpang is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, flying shrew.

Fabcebpang created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabcebpang, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fabcebpang, he will ignore you.

Fabcebpang's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fabcebpang's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fabcebpang.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.