Bagdutcad is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, contented frog.

Bagdutcad created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagdutcad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bagdutcad, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bagdutcad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bagdutcad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bagdutcad's priests.

2. Turtles are not to be trusted.

3. Never hop near sheep.

4. Never hurt aardvarks.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.