Larpshavtifnak is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, self-confident lizard.

Larpshavtifnak created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpshavtifnak, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Larpshavtifnak, she will turn you into a sheep.

Larpshavtifnak's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Larpshavtifnak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four pigs approach from the west.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Worship no other gods but Larpshavtifnak.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Feed all hungry mice.