Dussdimtaf is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, all-powerful slug.

Dussdimtaf created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dussdimtaf, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dussdimtaf, it will send you a sign.

Dussdimtaf's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Dussdimtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Dussdimtaf in the centre of the settlement.

4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Dussdimtaf in the centre of the settlement.

5. Dussdimtaf must be the most important thing in your life.