Stigvedvol is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, compassionate deer.

Stigvedvol created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigvedvol, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stigvedvol, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Stigvedvol's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Stigvedvol's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Stigvedvol.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.