Cepmiffen is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, astonishing snake.

Cepmiffen created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepmiffen, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cepmiffen, it will turn you into a sheep.

Cepmiffen's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cepmiffen's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of mice.

2. Never mention bats.

3. Run away if eight snakes approach from the north.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics.

5. Always obey Cepmiffen's priests.