Vengiggofkom is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, annoying octopus.

Vengiggofkom created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Vengiggofkom, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vengiggofkom, it will turn you into a duck.

Vengiggofkom's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Vengiggofkom's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not eat grapes.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

5. Always pray immersed in water.