Capgomfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tiresome camel.

Capgomfarn created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Capgomfarn, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Capgomfarn, it will turn you into a tree.

Capgomfarn's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Capgomfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Do not take Capgomfarn's name in vain.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.