Labloopsis is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, fussy giraffe.

Labloopsis created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Labloopsis, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Labloopsis, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Labloopsis' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Labloopsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Otters are not to be trusted.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Do not listen to music.
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