Sognadontpigquartbadgam is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, smart toad.

Sognadontpigquartbadgam created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sognadontpigquartbadgam, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sognadontpigquartbadgam, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sognadontpigquartbadgam's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Sognadontpigquartbadgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near cats while wearing orange trousers and balancing seven copper spheres on your chest.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Never eat coconuts.

5. Do not chop down trees.