Biflagquag is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish dragon.

Biflagquag created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Biflagquag, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Biflagquag, he will turn you into a worm.

Biflagquag's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Biflagquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near manatees while wearing orange jumpers and balancing six nickel spheres on your neck.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Erect a giant red sculpture of Biflagquag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never mention snails.

5. Never wear black ear rings.