Hugtigyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, contented hummingbird.

Hugtigyarl created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugtigyarl, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hugtigyarl, it will turn you into a frog.

Hugtigyarl's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Hugtigyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Never mention eagles.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.