Fubbellbin is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, generous wolf.

Fubbellbin created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Fubbellbin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fubbellbin, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Fubbellbin's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fubbellbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

2. Never mention eagles.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about nebulae.