Wabsanflig is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, calm unicorn.

Wabsanflig created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabsanflig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wabsanflig, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Wabsanflig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Wabsanflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Always obey Wabsanflig's priests.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.