Dodcidmig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent bat.

Dodcidmig created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodcidmig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dodcidmig, it will turn you into a rat.

Dodcidmig's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Dodcidmig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Dodcidmig on top of all buildings.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.