Gamsaflen is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witless
fox.
Gamsaflen created an atom four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gamsaflen, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Gamsaflen, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Gamsaflen's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Gamsaflen's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Do not leap in public.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Always stare at clouds.