Rutfetnab is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, weak
armadillo.
Rutfetnab created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.
If you believe in
Rutfetnab, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Rutfetnab, she will turn you into a rock.
Rutfetnab's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Rutfetnab's Holy Commandments1. Never think about quantum field theory near monkeys while wearing mauve ear rings and balancing four gold spheres on your face.
2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Do not run in public.
4. Always help mice.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.