Gubgontaf is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, kind giraffe.

Gubgontaf created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gubgontaf, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gubgontaf, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gubgontaf's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gubgontaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never feed aubergines to whales while wearing green rings.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Gubgontaf on top of all buildings.

4. Always help frogs in need.

5. You must pray to Gubgontaf eight times a day.