Gubgontaf is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, kind
giraffe.
Gubgontaf created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Gubgontaf, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Gubgontaf, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Gubgontaf's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.
Gubgontaf's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Never feed aubergines to whales while wearing green rings.
3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Gubgontaf on top of all buildings.
4. Always help frogs in need.
5. You must pray to Gubgontaf eight times a day.