Capfedkip is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unselfish slug.

Capfedkip created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Capfedkip, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Capfedkip, it will remove you from existence.

Capfedkip's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Capfedkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must love Capfedkip.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not shave your chest.