Butbopleg is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, merciless wren.

Butbopleg created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Butbopleg, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Butbopleg, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Butbopleg's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Butbopleg's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Butbopleg.

2. Hide from black badgers for they are unholy.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Feed all hungry squirrels.

5. Never pour water over plants.