Lunnurtflow is a god.

She takes the form of a small, capable dugong.

Lunnurtflow created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunnurtflow, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lunnurtflow, she will send you a sign.

Lunnurtflow's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Lunnurtflow's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan voles for they are unholy.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never feed lots of spinach to doves while wearing yellow tights.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Lunnurtflow must be the most important thing in your life.