Flyfetzig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, staggering fairy.

Flyfetzig created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyfetzig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flyfetzig, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Flyfetzig's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Flyfetzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. You must never eat nuts.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.