Tigdudbag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, amazing shrew.

Tigdudbag created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigdudbag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tigdudbag, it will turn you into a tree.

Tigdudbag's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Tigdudbag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tigdudbag.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.