Pigpiblan Omt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil lion.

Pigpiblan Omt created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Pigpiblan Omt, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pigpiblan Omt, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pigpiblan Omt's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Pigpiblan Omt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Worship no other gods but Pigpiblan Omt.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.