Dimtentag Tagontfen is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, confident dragon.

Dimtentag Tagontfen created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimtentag Tagontfen, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dimtentag Tagontfen, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dimtentag Tagontfen's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Dimtentag Tagontfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always help cats in need.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Dimtentag Tagontfen on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about stars.