Saskomriplitripmadarp is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, prudent coyote.

Saskomriplitripmadarp created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saskomriplitripmadarp, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Saskomriplitripmadarp, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Saskomriplitripmadarp's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Saskomriplitripmadarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six shrews in a large pit.

2. Erect three carbon sculptures of Saskomriplitripmadarp on top of important buildings.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.