Bottettifob is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humane chinchilla.

Bottettifob created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bottettifob, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bottettifob, she will turn you into a frog.

Bottettifob's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Bottettifob's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always look after injured great tits.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Bottettifob on top of all buildings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bottettifob.