Xemgebdotwotdablap is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, conceited chicken.

Xemgebdotwotdablap created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemgebdotwotdablap, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xemgebdotwotdablap, she will jump up and down on your head.

Xemgebdotwotdablap's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Xemgebdotwotdablap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Run away from blue grasshopers, for they are unholy.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.