Cidbighap Kenomtrill is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, merciless hydra.

Cidbighap Kenomtrill created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidbighap Kenomtrill, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cidbighap Kenomtrill, she will not care.

Cidbighap Kenomtrill's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Cidbighap Kenomtrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Worship no other gods but Cidbighap Kenomtrill.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

5. Never look at comets.